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mplant
08-25-2009, 09:44 AM
This could probably be included on some kind of TV thread, but I figured Seinfeld deserves its own thread for random quotes, episode discussion, etc.

Jerry: What's in the briefcase
Kramer: Crackers
MJShof95
08-26-2009, 10:49 AM
"I was in the Pool''
mplant
08-26-2009, 03:24 PM
"You kept making all the stops?"
"Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
mplant
08-26-2009, 10:31 PM
"What did she do?"
"I don't know, but I woke up in the Hudson River IN A SACK!"
Jimmerz
08-28-2009, 08:34 PM
These pretzels.. are making me thirsty!
mplant
08-30-2009, 09:59 AM
You are nothing but a piece of crap. A piece of crap. I find you extremely ugly. You emit a foul, unpleasant odor. I LOATHE you!
mplant
09-30-2009, 01:55 PM
"Man that Michael Jordan is so PHONY!"

"Susie didn't commit suicide! She was MURDERED by JERRY SEINFELD!"
Jimmerz
10-07-2009, 09:41 PM
A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxuYdzs4SS8
mplant
03-17-2010, 03:41 PM
Hey, no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel!
mplant
09-27-2010, 03:38 PM
Why don't you just TELL me the name of the movie you'd like to see?
vegas vinn
10-04-2010, 03:20 PM
Kramer: Hey Elaine, is it STATUTE or STATUE of limitations?

Elaine: STATUTE!

Kramer: Well, I think your wrong!
mplant
12-02-2010, 01:03 PM
Old Lady: "Why does this dummy have a bucket on his head?"
Kramer: "Because we're blind to their tyranny"
Old Lady: "Then shouldn't YOU be wearing the bucket?"
Kramer: "Yeah, move along Betty"
mplant
01-07-2011, 12:51 PM
Bill Erwin, who played Sid Fields on "The Old Man" episode, died last week at the age of 96. Probably my favorite episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC2CM7UVzPQ
mplant
04-17-2011, 12:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNeYbuBUP48
mplant
04-19-2011, 10:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yYTBUebO8M